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How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

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How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Moose » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:28 pm

Today i encounterd a Traffic Warden on duty to which he decided to throw his attention in my direction.

I had parked upon a yellowed lined area used for disabled persons between the hours of 9am and 3pm.
Out side these times strickly no parking, no waiting, no loading.

The converstation went as follows.

"hello, do you know you are parked in a no waiting area and parked upon yellow lines also within a time wait zone? You are a cab driver and you know the law.

I felt the back burner light within me and i said.

"I am NOT a Cab. I am MAN with a car working as a cab driver to obtain colourable money for food. This law you speak to me of requires not my time or attention. I am MAN and i will not follow your man made laws to imprision individuals that asume they are Persons. I have no PERSON i have only Self. The very notion you are speaking to me shows you are indeed stupid and foolish for you have no understanding whats protects me."

He said,

"what protects you?...."

i replied.

"The supreme Authority under dvine law. I am Soverign and that is a word you should now radio to your control and tell them you are about to ticket one!"

He stood back and radioed the control. 5 minutes later in confusion of the reply told ne i could stay and he left the car.

It appears somebody at control understood quicky.

The beauty of this inccident was that i knowing said nothing. All was as easy as picking ones nose ;)
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby permie1 » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:52 pm

These are not the droids you're looking for, move along :D
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby roage » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:00 pm

They don't even know where they are sometimes when they talk to you. We are becoming so strange. The see the car but not the man or woman.
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Gooseone » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:30 pm

"the New Age parking permit" :D
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Anuren » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:38 pm

Moose wrote:................i replied.

"The supreme Authority under dvine law. I am Soverign and that is a word you should now radio to your control and tell them you are about to ticket one!"

He stood back and radioed the control. 5 minutes later in confusion of the reply told ne i could stay and he left the car.

It appears somebody at control understood quicky.

The beauty of this inccident was that i knowing said nothing. All was as easy as picking ones nose ;)


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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Nect4r$ » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:42 pm

Ø'wned lol :D
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby roage » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:01 pm

Nect4r$ wrote:Ø'wned lol :D

LMAO!
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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Swift46 » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:06 pm

roage wrote:
Nect4r$ wrote:Ø'wned lol :D

LMAO!


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Re: How to Destroy a Traffic Warden.

Postby Seamus » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:17 pm

Nect4r$ wrote:Ø'wned lol :D
That's classic. Now permanently added to my vocabulary.
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