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Jokes eh...

Postby Swift46 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:56 pm

When arguing with atheists they tend to bring up this argument in discussions "if god created everything then who created god"
Here i will use the atheists own science to answer that question once and for all using the basics of special relitivity:

The speed of light in a vacuum is the same for all observers, regardless of their relative motion or of the motion of the source of the light.
this here is a well known fact amongst scientists, however they discount the omnipotence of god

god, through his devine power can move at infinity multiples of c

however, anything that moves faster than light is prone to time travel Image

according to this equation if you travel beyond the speed of light "c" time becomes negative since gamma becomes negative; god can time travel!

now this was a popular paradox http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox

basically if you go back in time and kill your grandfather you can become him, ergo, how god exists and has always existed for ever and ever :)
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Re: Jokes eh...

Postby roage » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:24 pm

The idea of "Creation" implies a perception of time such that it is presumes a linear progression of time. This is applying laws confined within the universe to that which lies outside of the universe.

The correct question is: If God created the universe than why do I have to hang around listening to an Atheist?
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Re: Jokes eh...

Postby Seamus » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:16 am

the answer is: "Unconditional Love is part of the characteristics of Ø"

plus maybe she's just curious to see if her existence can be proven or disproven?

atheists and apologists alike have embarrassingly weak 'proofs' either way.


Oh and, yeah, um...

Time as we understand it is entirely fictional and illusory. That is something to be very happy about. (something about rails and rollercoasters)
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