But wait,
you might want to make a backup copy of the entire internet beforehand.
Also, make sure to read this instructions about how to leave the internet.
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Leave the Internet
You want to leave the Internet?
Then perform the following steps carefully now!
1st Close all open pages and exit your internet program!
2nd Shut down the operating system of your computer down properly!
3rd Turn on your computer, monitor, printer and modem from!
4th Take it in stages in touch with their outside world!
Step 1 - Open a window and breathe the fresh air.
Respect, the contrast and brightness can be set not on the volume they can take little influence! Take everything as it is. The noise is not a simulation, but everything is live!
Step 2 - Go a few steps across the room. What's moving under you are, only your legs, do not worry, everything is normal now!
Step 3 - Look around to see if anyone is near her moves. They go on to him and talk to him simply, a keyboard is not required for this! Answers their conversation partners? If so, then they are very careful now, please, this is not a forum and not a chat room. Decide exactly what you say before. Insults can now lead to physical damage for you!
Stage 4 - Try to take food. They ask everyone to open cabinet doors. Should a light go on in a closet, then you have found the refrigerator. Look into it, some food is available? Before you eat something, you pay attention to the expiration date of the product.
Stage 5 - leaving the house to fill the closet with the light!
Caution: if you come before everything foreign, ask someone to accompany you to the grocery store! Take a look around, the cars are all real cross, the road only if it is truly free. As unlikely as it sounds, here and now you have only one life. A restart of the game is not possible and you will not find any shopkeeper who sells you potions!
If you act the way back to little kids always call and run toward Dad, Mom or Dad, Mom, there may be only your own children - level 6. Well, the little rascal, you have to really not so great memory, but does nothing when they first invaded the names are back, then you'll quickly get used to it again.
Stage 7 - Back home, sit comfortably in a chair once, but not necessarily in the chair in front of your computer! Class, sometimes you make it. Now, once you read a few pages in a book. Books are the big heavy things, you can flip open, some even have beautiful colorful pictures. Well, remember how it works when reading up on your bulb? These are the thoughts that you make while reading. It does not do much if you click with your finger on the page if you have read everything, multimedia was yesterday, is now being turned over by hand.
Level 8 - More than ten pages, you should not read at the beginning!
Put the book away again, but not too far. Now run times for your spouse, that is the person who expresses himself, shaking his head in a corner. Reassure her that everything is normal and you just want to change only. In the first few days, no one will believe, but you persevere. Sell your modem immediately tomorrow and maybe get yourself an aquarium, it works much like a screen saver but it is the first sign of improvement.
You did it!
Welcome to the real life!
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